May 2013
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morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
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colonelmustangsnipples:
passion:
how to have a flat stomach
remove all of your organs
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catrente:
drcrunk:
chiisanatantei:
Ok. I noticed something when I was re-watching the series a while ago.
Remember in episode 10, when both Madoka and Homura are about to become witches? Homura asks if Madoka has any grief seeds. Madoka says that she didn’t have any. But she later pulls out one after Homura is done talking about becoming a witch.
Looking closer at it. I noticed that it...
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ALERT: Hoenn Appreciation Post.
sheepiness:
neverlefthoenn:
woopahs:
THEY HAD A FLOATING CITY.
THE IMPOSSIBLE ISLAND. SURE, WHY-NOT?
INTRODUCING THE VERY FIRST FIELD SANDSTORM.
LETS JUST ADD A SUPER COOL HM ALLOWING US TO MAGICALLY BREATHE UNDER WATER.
I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE FIRST IN GAME CUTSCENE.
INVENTED DOUBLE BATTLING Y’KNOW. CASUAL.
CREATED POST-GAME BADGES.
And I mean come on, guys. The Acro...
dirkinabox:
Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
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rorpie:
sapphirewitch:
rorpie:
why i hate this website
I think you mean why I love this website
Because this is fuckibg epic
stop
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castielandhishunters:
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
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tinkervrisk:
physical education more like pointless embarrassment
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mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
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that-magics-not-there-no-more:
avionn2:
garydactyl:
that-magics-not-there-no-more:
garydactyl:
Can I for once have a mouse that doesn’t crap out on me awhile after I get it
Maybe be a little gentler next time there buddy
oH MY GOD
I like to pet the rabbits george
Yeah you do
earthnation:
earthnation:
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
rock-bomber:
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rock-bomber:
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
dirkstr8der:
the-winchester-initiative:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
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frank-schlongbottom:
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit...
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abhortion:
movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
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heliioptile said: WE CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS HNNNNG I would take you to canada’s wonderland and we could do things and go to the lake and draw together THINKING OF THINGS WE COULD DO IF I TOOK YOU TO MY HOUSE MAKES ME BOTH HAPPY AND SAD… ;;
NNNNGGGH I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED NOW WAAAGHGJDFHK ;A;
NOW I WANT TO DRAW WHAT I CAN’T HAVE BUT THAT WILL ONLY BE A KICK IN THE FACE HELP THIS IS A...
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heliioptile said: guuuuh kimmykins one of these days WE NEED TO FIND EACH OTHER AND RUN INTO EACH OTHER”S ARMS IN SLOW MOTION YES YOU MAY STEAL ME ;A;
mksslaarkgldkf I wish i had money and a passport and the freedom to just get on a plane to canada because there are really no downsides because i could FINALLY SEE YOU AND HUG YOU AND PERSON AND ALSO I WOULD BUY SO MANY FUCKING KINDER EGGS LIKE...
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heliioptile said: UGUUU WE CAN CUDDLE UNDER BLANKETS AND WATCH ADVENTURE TIME AND PLAY POKEMON THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE IDEAL LIFE TO ME <3
AND AND AND WE CAN DRAW AND GO ON ADVENTURES IN THE WOODS OR WHATEVER AND TAKE WALKS IN THE SPRINGTIME AND TALK ABOUT NERDY THINGS UGGHHHH WHY CAN’T THIS BE A THING????
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heliioptile asked: screw anon I HAVE THE BIGGEST PLATONIC CRUSH ON YOU EVER BBY <333
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heliioptile:
thesnivyguy:
Oh, nevermind..
Blank spots.
wow okay I’m disappointed now :[
if you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me...
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